redKen
30th September 2007, 01:08 AM
A selection of rejected petitions from the Downing Street website (http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/list)
WE THE UNDERSIGNED PETITION THE PRIME MINISTER TO.......
"recognise ginger people as a disability group"
"recognise the happiness that Daniel Cowan has brought to women of the North West and
Central London since he hit puberty"
"issue free Beta blockers to Geoff Whitehead in order to make the morning meeting a much
more pleasant place"
"Start a regulatory body for Tooth Fairies"
"Banish Sean Bean from East London as his presence in the area is unwanted and for him to
stick to making television programmes where he can continue prance about in various tight
outfits and wave a plastic sword like he usually does"
"Bring dragons out of hiding"
"Ban bald men in their fifties from dancing in a provocative manner at weddings"
"make vampires a recognised and respected culture"
"make the Chanceller of the exchequer deliver his next budget speech with a stocking over his head and a stripy
black and white jumper"
"make it legal to push a saveloy in and out of a big bowl of blancmange whilst singing 'rock me amadeus' by falco"
"Change the national anthem to Club Tropicana by Wham"
"Make me a knight of the realm for services to lovemaking"
"allow free prescriptions for elderly badgers"
"allow the sale of elephants in pet shops in the UK"
"send cats to iraq in medieval battle armour mounted on weasels"
"apply pressure to Cadbury plc that they might reintroduce the classic lime barrel to their famous Milk Tray selection"
"grant Mr. Neil Boardman the freedom of the community of Hengoed and every Greggs cake shop within a 50 mile radius"
WE THE UNDERSIGNED PETITION THE PRIME MINISTER TO.......
"recognise ginger people as a disability group"
"recognise the happiness that Daniel Cowan has brought to women of the North West and
Central London since he hit puberty"
"issue free Beta blockers to Geoff Whitehead in order to make the morning meeting a much
more pleasant place"
"Start a regulatory body for Tooth Fairies"
"Banish Sean Bean from East London as his presence in the area is unwanted and for him to
stick to making television programmes where he can continue prance about in various tight
outfits and wave a plastic sword like he usually does"
"Bring dragons out of hiding"
"Ban bald men in their fifties from dancing in a provocative manner at weddings"
"make vampires a recognised and respected culture"
"make the Chanceller of the exchequer deliver his next budget speech with a stocking over his head and a stripy
black and white jumper"
"make it legal to push a saveloy in and out of a big bowl of blancmange whilst singing 'rock me amadeus' by falco"
"Change the national anthem to Club Tropicana by Wham"
"Make me a knight of the realm for services to lovemaking"
"allow free prescriptions for elderly badgers"
"allow the sale of elephants in pet shops in the UK"
"send cats to iraq in medieval battle armour mounted on weasels"
"apply pressure to Cadbury plc that they might reintroduce the classic lime barrel to their famous Milk Tray selection"
"grant Mr. Neil Boardman the freedom of the community of Hengoed and every Greggs cake shop within a 50 mile radius"