angelkatherine
24th August 2007, 01:42 AM
Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby.
-Ruth E. Renkel
Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty. It merely moves from their faces to their hearts.
-Martin Buxbaum
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~"Lillian,
you should have remained a virgin."
-- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No
good in a bed, but fine against a wall."
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good
ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
-- George Burns
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
-- Victor Borge
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if
you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Until I was
thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.
-- Joe Namath
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Then it's time for my nap.
-- Bob Hope
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in
it.
-- W.C. Fields
Don't worry about avoiding temptation; as you grow older, it will
avoid you.
-- Winston Churchill
Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you are supervised,
to carry money without spending it, and to bear an injustice without
wanting to get even.
-Ann Landers
Maybe
it's true that life begins at fifty ... but
everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
-- Phyllis Diller
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to
go anywhere.
-- Billy Crystal
The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.
-Ruth E. Renkel
Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty. It merely moves from their faces to their hearts.
-Martin Buxbaum
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~"Lillian,
you should have remained a virgin."
-- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No
good in a bed, but fine against a wall."
-- Eleanor Roosevelt
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good
ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
-- George Burns
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
-- Victor Borge
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if
you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Until I was
thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.
-- Joe Namath
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Then it's time for my nap.
-- Bob Hope
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in
it.
-- W.C. Fields
Don't worry about avoiding temptation; as you grow older, it will
avoid you.
-- Winston Churchill
Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you are supervised,
to carry money without spending it, and to bear an injustice without
wanting to get even.
-Ann Landers
Maybe
it's true that life begins at fifty ... but
everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
-- Phyllis Diller
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to
go anywhere.
-- Billy Crystal
The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.